Heath's Blog

I am lurnen to tawk like dthe people heeyah ahn cape cahd, aftah almost twenee yeyahs.  I had an agent ask me recently, "Howmanypichyus?"  It was all run together and said so fast that I had to pause to play it back in my memory.  I asked, "What was that? I don't hear as fast as you speak." 

The response was the same, "Howmanypichyus?"  I had to confess that I didn't understand what was being said.  Then the response was as if I was the one with the poor communication skills, " How.....many......pichyahs?" 

"OOOOOooooo! Are you asking me how many pictures I have of the property?" I querried.  "Yeah" 

"Well we always put more than one in the listing, and there are more on our website if you need more."  "Oh, yeah, I dint (spelled as pronounced) see dthose.  Sahree,"  and then they hung up.

When people find out I am from Texas, living in MA, they often say, "You don't sound like you're from Texas."  And I reply, "Dat i-soh people wol unerstan whahm sayin."

....And they say people in the south are funny to listen to.

LOL